Well, kiddos, you have AGAIN spoken, and we have a long list of GREAT blogs for this week’s contest, “BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer.”Now it’s time for all of you to decide which of these are GREAT writers and which are smelly dog dookey. Leave your gossips about the BEST of the Best and the WORST of the Worst in the comments. What makes these blogs so great and these bloggers such good or bad writers? Snazzy style? Sublime grammar? Unique topics? No typos? The smell of magnificence? YOU TELL US!!!!!
We MUST eliminate eleven (11) blogs before we can vote!!!! According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need four (4) nominations from four (4) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 1, Eliminating Round.
Here are the GREAT that are all eligible to be the “BEST BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer.” Time to gossip and ELIMINATE:
March 19, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Eliminate Big Head Rob.
March 19, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Get rid of Rob.
March 19, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Take Rob off the list. He’s not a very good writer.
March 19, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Big Head Rob is not the best writer. Remove him.
March 19, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Well that didn’t take long. Are you people just setting up nominees to fail?
March 20, 2007 at 12:01 am
I can’t speak for the other three commenters, but I made my nomination for elimination after a careful, studied review of all of the blogs. Rob’s was obviously not the best.
March 20, 2007 at 12:11 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. Big Head DC is NOT a BEST DC Blog!!
Big Head DC will be our first elimination in the “BEST BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer” contest!
We need to make three (3) more eliminations this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need four (4) nominations from four (4) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 1, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
March 20, 2007 at 12:35 am
Where is the F*ing security specialist with the dirt on these b*tches?!
March 20, 2007 at 12:37 am
Screw the Security Specialist (although his absence is a tad conspicuous — maybe he ran off with the marketing girl). I want to know who Bigger Bitch is rallying behind!!!
March 20, 2007 at 12:40 am
Hey Bitch Here I am. I was poking around inside of Mr. Fitzgerald and feel asleep. Sorry dude….politics…boring…
which one of you wants to be poked next? (and that means why isn’t LMNtal on here…)
March 20, 2007 at 12:41 am
(oh and Marketing Girl is pregnant)
March 20, 2007 at 12:42 am
Here is what holds Sharkbait together:
http://findingsharkbait.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/what-holds-you-together/
March 20, 2007 at 12:44 am
I don’t see much writing on Spicy Stuff but he sho is purty, why wasn’t he on last week. I’d have STUFFED that ballot box!
http://www.hotcactuspepper.com/blog/
March 20, 2007 at 12:47 am
Hmmm, well now that i’ve seen Spicy I might fight The Man for him. I’d have to say my vote’s between thongsspeedz, Why I Hate DC, Ninja and that velvet girl because her posts and lengthy…and BITCHY…omg how could I not LOVE that. She could, of course, learn a thing or 5 from me!
March 20, 2007 at 12:48 am
Um, Why I Hate DC was not nominated this week!!!
March 20, 2007 at 12:48 am
I just had a thought and it wasn’t about drugs, sex or sex.
CAN WE HAVE BIGGEST BITCH BLOG?
Cause I will start one RIGHT NOW!
March 20, 2007 at 12:50 am
Oh? Well can I nominate him. he’s pretty cute you know.
March 20, 2007 at 12:52 am
That was last week’s contest!!!! They are trying to figure out the best writer this week.
March 20, 2007 at 12:54 am
well he CAN write! you read that shit he says about metro and how he hates people from DC…it turns me on!
March 20, 2007 at 12:56 am
I’m out sick 2day. I’ve felt sick since this morning. I wee-weeed on a plastic stick and it said I am preggers. I’ll try to make it in 2morrow.
fyi, I got a text from the Editorial Team. A biggest bitch blog contest is coming. Go ahead and start that blog, Bigger Bitch Than You.
March 20, 2007 at 1:08 am
Hey Miss Bitch, who are you up for eliminating next?
March 20, 2007 at 1:15 am
Well, why did I go and pick pansies for everyone? What a waste.
March 20, 2007 at 1:15 am
well let me ask you this…why do we have two thongs on here?
March 20, 2007 at 1:20 am
I want my pansies Rob. Don’t give mine away.
March 20, 2007 at 1:22 am
Miss Bitch, let’s get rid of one of the thongs then. Which should we save and which should we toss to the lions?
March 20, 2007 at 1:28 am
Hello everyone! I see some of my fave party goers are here. Hi Robbie! Hello Cindy and Bigger Bitch! Is Hot Lurker out there?
Anyone up for a little afternoon delight?
And I would love a pansy nosegay!
March 20, 2007 at 1:30 am
Hostess in the hizzzzouse!!
March 20, 2007 at 1:32 am
I’d like a pineapple bomber! Got any of those?
March 20, 2007 at 1:32 am
Home from School. Just went to check on Robbie, sparse posting. Is he okay? I’m worried!
March 20, 2007 at 1:37 am
I am here! And I never got the Shamrock Shake from the other day..it’s been a rough one so can ya spice it up for me?
PS. My blog was nominated this week-scanDAlous!
March 20, 2007 at 1:37 am
Who is Hot Lurker?
You know robbie is sobbing b/c you all hurt his feelings.
March 20, 2007 at 1:40 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here!!!
Your BEST DC Blog Editorial Team is thrilled that so many of you have joined our community, and we are honoured that the Hostess with the Mostess has taken on the daunting task of keeping our vital community in tip-top late-night shape.
As a reminder, you crazy kids need to keep focused on gossips about the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere! Get busy with the gossips!!
March 20, 2007 at 1:44 am
Would someone give Rob a hug already?
March 20, 2007 at 1:48 am
I will!!!
:::hugs to Robbie:::
March 20, 2007 at 1:50 am
I don’t have any gossips. Does anyone else? I’ll look at that list again. I like Poofygoo for that name. ha ha!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 1:50 am
Hot Lurker, tell us which blog is yours, so we don’t accidentally elimi-date it. Unless you don’t want to reveal yourself.
March 20, 2007 at 1:52 am
Hey. Why wasn’t I nominated? I wanna be nommied!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 1:54 am
You were nominated in the past Tart, and no one liked your blog very much. We decided to save you the pain of going through all that again.
March 20, 2007 at 1:55 am
Hot Lurker is probably Spice Stuff because Spicy Stuff is spicy and hot.
March 20, 2007 at 1:55 am
These are all good writers. This is very hard.
I’ll get the Shamrock Shakes out of the freezer. Hostess brought plenty to go around.
Can we set out a pansy centerpiece?
March 20, 2007 at 1:58 am
I would rather see people’s honest feedback on the blog. No hurt feelings here if it doesn’t make it through!
::puts the tablecloths down for the centerpieces::
March 20, 2007 at 1:58 am
Salad sucks. You know how you pull the lettuce apart and there’s always gnats in there? Yeah. that’s you Cindy.
Ronnie Ray is here. I’m going outside to make out with him before the sun goes down. Screw you Cindy. Least I have a blog. YOU have nothing but a head of iceberg.
March 20, 2007 at 1:59 am
Tablecloths? Now I’m confused. Aren’t you a dude?
March 20, 2007 at 2:00 am
Tart is a brat. Cindy is probably a whore. But no one beats Eva Longwhoria.
Okay, so who is the hot lurker????
Let’s eliminate more people.
March 20, 2007 at 2:01 am
Ok, get rid of Kathryn. You can’t even read her archives anymore.
March 20, 2007 at 2:01 am
No Tart, please stay! We’re going to have a gossipy good time.
March 20, 2007 at 2:01 am
Yes, Kathryn doesn’t post anymore.
March 20, 2007 at 2:02 am
Kathryn should not be on this list. She’s not a 2007 blogger and we can’t review her material.
March 20, 2007 at 2:02 am
Yes, no more Kathryn please. Moderator? Are you there?
March 20, 2007 at 2:02 am
I love Kathryn. Don’t cut her just yet!
March 20, 2007 at 2:03 am
Kathrynon is Kathrynout. She no longer blogs. Please revise your list and take her off. Grazie.
March 20, 2007 at 2:03 am
I just put out the pansy centerpiece, but I couldn’t find an appropriate vase, so I used the urn of Circle V. It had some ashes in it, so I let my dogs eat them.
March 20, 2007 at 2:03 am
1) I’m so confused as to how all this works. Are you supposed to talk about how crappy all the blogs are now? I don’t think I like that, my blog might take it personally. (Or maybe as constructive criticism, who knows?)
2) Why do so many different comment names link back to Thongspeedz?
3) I like Tart’s blog.
March 20, 2007 at 2:03 am
Leave Kathryn on the list. Cut Thong Speed.
March 20, 2007 at 2:04 am
Dara:
1) Confused? Have a pansy!
2) Why Thongspeedz? BC Thongspeedz likes pansies!
3) Tart’s blog is pansy-rific!
March 20, 2007 at 2:04 am
Cut Kathryn…and sorry I am not dude, but a chick!
March 20, 2007 at 2:04 am
Yes, why are there so many comments linked back to Thongspeedz????? Somebody better start explaining!
March 20, 2007 at 2:05 am
Dara:
No one knows. That’s part of the fun of the madness. Talk about the others! I need to go makeout with Ronnie Ray though.
And thanks!!!! I like your blog too!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:05 am
Well, here’s a pansy AND a vote for Thong Speed to stay.
March 20, 2007 at 2:06 am
But we love Dara and her blog and we’d neve make fun of either of them! Tell her people!!!! We really, really like them!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:06 am
Hi Robbie!!!!!!
If I get comment number 60, I’ll be on top of and beneath Robbie. A Robbie Sandwich!
March 20, 2007 at 2:06 am
Thanks for the pansy! I vote for Thong Speed to stay, TOO! Here’s a pansy!
March 20, 2007 at 2:06 am
DAMN YOU CINDY SALAD!
March 20, 2007 at 2:07 am
so close, Tart, yet so far away. But you CAN have a pansy!
March 20, 2007 at 2:07 am
I almost caught a pansy with my mouth!
March 20, 2007 at 2:07 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. Kathryn On is NOT a BEST DC Blog!!
Kathryn On will be our second (2nd) elimination in the “BEST BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer” contest!
We need to make two (2) more eliminations this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need four (4) nominations from four (4) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 1, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
March 20, 2007 at 2:08 am
Where’s Hostess!
Also, I vote for pansies.
March 20, 2007 at 2:09 am
DEMI–please give me acknowledgment of me, Big Head Rob2, and let me know if you want a pansy.
March 20, 2007 at 2:10 am
Enough with the pansies already. How about some gossips?
March 20, 2007 at 2:11 am
Think of the pansies as gossips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:12 am
Did we ever figure out why so many comments are linked back to Thongspeedz????? Somebody tell me PLEASE!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:12 am
I’m too chipper to even think about pansies (gossips) right now.
March 20, 2007 at 2:12 am
Why are you so chipper Big Head Rob?
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 am
Why are you so chipper Roberto???????
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 am
Because I found a pansy (gossips).
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 am
Dish!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 am
I second the vote for pansies and raise you a Shamrock Shake.
I think we should rank the contestants in order of funniest name.
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 am
But I thought you were too chipper to think about pansies (gossips).
March 20, 2007 at 2:13 am
I vote for me for funniest name.
March 20, 2007 at 2:14 am
I, meanwhile, vote for me.
March 20, 2007 at 2:14 am
Are we ever going to learn why so many comments are linked back to Thongspeedz?????
March 20, 2007 at 2:14 am
I think that cindy salad fork has a forked tongue like the devil!
March 20, 2007 at 2:15 am
Nuh – UH, girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:15 am
Robbie, where’s my t-shirt? You keep putting me off.
March 20, 2007 at 2:15 am
You two are so gay!!!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:16 am
Hi Racy! I found your t-shirt in my pansy garden, but my dogs pooped on it after they ate those ashes from the urn!
March 20, 2007 at 2:16 am
Stop calling us gay!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:17 am
But ashes taste good sometimes!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:17 am
Here’s my favourite gossips: DEMI host got knocked up by Ashton Kutcher, and she’d old, so her baby’s gonna be ‘tarded.
March 20, 2007 at 2:17 am
That’s good gossips, Rob.
March 20, 2007 at 2:18 am
Oh dear, this is getting out of control…we need some Hostess up in here.
We might need something more than Shamrock Shakes this evening.
March 20, 2007 at 2:18 am
Big Head Rob 4, you’re not gay! You work out with VK, he told me so. But Big Head Rob2 and Big Head Rob3 are gayer than the pansy that got stuck in my dog’s butt after he ate those ashes.
March 20, 2007 at 2:19 am
Did everyone leave? Do I have all the Big Heads to myself?
March 20, 2007 at 2:19 am
I did work out with him, indeed.
March 20, 2007 at 2:19 am
Poofy Goo is the funniest name.
March 20, 2007 at 2:19 am
Hostess! THe clone wars have begun.
March 20, 2007 at 2:20 am
No, mine is the funniest.
March 20, 2007 at 2:20 am
We’re here. Teri Snatcher just showed up with a cold sore on her face. EEK! It looks like, you know…the herps.
Speaking of herps, anyone on this list positive?
March 20, 2007 at 2:20 am
Rob, with great power comes great responsibility. I told you not to feed it after midnight.
March 20, 2007 at 2:20 am
Racy?
March 20, 2007 at 2:21 am
Was TravelHurl nominated?
March 20, 2007 at 2:22 am
I have herpes. When the cloning got into the 650s, the genetic code of the original Big Head Rob started to degrade. Thus, 658 – present clones all have herpes.
March 20, 2007 at 2:22 am
Yes? I was busy blogging.
March 20, 2007 at 2:22 am
652 – 658 have a bad case of the clap, too.
March 20, 2007 at 2:23 am
What the fuck are ya’ll talking about. What is a god damn pansy, besides the obvious….
And good morning Rob…I tried to get on you…I mean get you on the voting list, but you see everyone hates me.
March 20, 2007 at 2:24 am
Racy, I tried to read VK today after a LOOOOONG hiatus (I had been picking pansies), and I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about. Lots of gay things, tho. Do you know what’s up?!
March 20, 2007 at 2:25 am
Good morning, BBTY.
March 20, 2007 at 2:26 am
The herpes were cured by the time I was cloned! And I’ve started to grow my own pansies!
March 20, 2007 at 2:27 am
By the time I was created, the genetic code had degraded again, and I have herpes and a baby’s arm growing out of my big head.
March 20, 2007 at 2:31 am
BHR2, I saw that. I have no idea. There was a “guest blogger” because he’s soooooo important he can have a guest blogger? What kind of world is this?
My impression is that he went nuts a few months back and his “fans” haven’t exactly come back sucking up to him. So he’s trying to pretend he’s all cool and sweet. But I have some interesting info on him and all anyone needs to know is that he is a phony. it’s all for show so he can get some pink.
March 20, 2007 at 2:31 am
Arming herself with Abreeva against the herp.
March 20, 2007 at 2:32 am
Cast of…yeh that was my first impression of him when I met him.
March 20, 2007 at 2:33 am
Desperate, explain. That sounds like honourable gossips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 2:33 am
Bigger Bitch, you are a favorite of ours around here. Don’t fret.
March 20, 2007 at 2:34 am
Don’t worry, I won’t kiss you Hot Lurker. But the baby’s arm coming out of my head did use the drinking fountain!
March 20, 2007 at 2:35 am
Hot Lurker – it’s true. When he went crazy a few months ago and put up some very disgusting things about some female bloggers, I don’t think he gained popularity. Then he put up a post that he “felt sick” for what he’d done, trying to play the sympathy card since the “big tough VK” card blew up in his face. I don’t think he’s restored his public opinion. At least, not among those outside his selective little clique.
March 20, 2007 at 2:35 am
I say eliminate the From the Desk of Patrick Fitzgerald blog. It was read daily by both the prosecution and defense teams AND Judge Walton.
It is really is Fitzgerald’s blog – the BBC reported that just last week using three quotes directly from the blog’s profile. The Reliable Source, Slate, Wonkette and Keith Olbermann all tried to cover up this fact because this is the basis of my appeal and clearing my good name.
The only good thing about it is the fact that it is the only place of the internets that has posted the complete transcript of Fitzgerald’s weak ass closing argument so the world can see I was wrongly convicted.
March 20, 2007 at 2:35 am
Hostess, what does “favorite” mean?
March 20, 2007 at 2:36 am
I thought it was Roosh who was navigating a heterosexual gray area. Are they experimenting together? I better go read it.
March 20, 2007 at 2:36 am
Ok. Get rid of Patrick Fitzdrinkie.
March 20, 2007 at 2:37 am
Get rid of Patty Fiddy Cent.
March 20, 2007 at 2:37 am
Racy! What’s a “heterosexual”? Does it want a pansy?
March 20, 2007 at 2:38 am
Oops, I spelled it wrong. She is, like you are, a favourite around here.
March 20, 2007 at 2:39 am
Now I get it. That’s colourful language you used. Here is a pansy: @–>——
March 20, 2007 at 2:40 am
That was awkward. It’s a tough job assuaging all the egos around here. Rest assured that everyone is welcome and encouraged to attend our gossip parties, and if you show up, that makes you a “favourite”.
But some are more favoured than others.
March 20, 2007 at 2:42 am
Wink, you’re telling me. I had to tell BigHead Rob42 that he wasn’t a great ASSet around here. Can you believe thay?
March 20, 2007 at 2:44 am
If PJF is eliminated we all lose.
March 20, 2007 at 2:46 am
My friend is a GENIUS!
This blog is GENIUS
March 20, 2007 at 2:47 am
VPM- Tee hee. I think it’s awesome that Catciao got picked up by the BBC. That is some serious DC Blog gossip.
Speaking of gossip, Robbie, do you have something to share with the class? Original Rob only please.
March 20, 2007 at 2:53 am
From the Desk of PJF is the a genius blog and should stay. But get rid of Ar-Jew-Tino
March 20, 2007 at 2:55 am
BBC – Profile: US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald
In his blog, “From the Desk of Patrick J. Fitzgerald”, Mr Fitzgerald describes himself as a long-time opponent of corruption, listing among his interests rugby and “prosecuting evil doers”. “I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school,” he says.
“Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found… the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty – a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”
[Note: This story was updated at 0809 GMT on 16 March, 2007, removing three quotes mistakenly attributed to Mr Fitzgerald. We regret the error.]
March 20, 2007 at 2:59 am
I’m laughing so hard I spilled my Shamrock Shake. Pass the vodka- it’s happy hour!
March 20, 2007 at 3:00 am
Cut ArJewTino. He’s all hype.
March 20, 2007 at 3:03 am
Jason, who is your friend? We are dying to know who’s behind this most genius-ourable of blogs.
March 20, 2007 at 3:10 am
Cut Ar Jew. All talk.
March 20, 2007 at 3:11 am
I was just reading through the blogs from last week. Uneven Steven is pretty good, and Big Stupid Guy is kind of a dick after all. And a homophobe.
March 20, 2007 at 3:16 am
Get rid of Arjewtina
March 20, 2007 at 3:17 am
You’re back!
I agree, cut Tina.
March 20, 2007 at 3:20 am
I agree with Jason.
Four thumbs up for Fitz. It was a gripping and addictive two year saga from the indictment of Libby to his conviction.
Part breaking news provider with real scoops, DOJ clipping service, anti-Administration PR spin machine, biting media critiques, and snarky parody with an underlying foundation of intelligent commentary and informative writing.
I saw it mentioned on Countdown the other night and the video link is on the site. What DC blog can claim that?
Thumbs down Ar Jew.
FYI, those in the know, know Fitzgerald and his team at the DOJ read it 24/7.
March 20, 2007 at 3:22 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. Ar-Jew-Tino is NOT the BEST DC Blog and is NOT the BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer!!
Ar-Jew-Tino will be our third (3rd) elimination in the “BEST BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer” contest!
We need to make one (1) more eliminations this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need four (4) nominations from four (4) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 1, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
March 20, 2007 at 3:25 am
Time for one of the Thongspeed blogs to get the ax. Which shall it be? Hmmmmmm.
March 20, 2007 at 3:30 am
Thongs are so yesterday. We prefer our women and blogs nek-ed. Tootles to both.
March 20, 2007 at 3:33 am
ThongSpeed needs to be gone
March 20, 2007 at 3:33 am
Let’s knock the Thongs off one at a time, shall we? Who will the first victim will be? Eenie-meanie-miny-moe.
March 20, 2007 at 3:34 am
Thongspeed it is. Buh-bye.
March 20, 2007 at 3:35 am
Lose Thongspeed.
March 20, 2007 at 3:36 am
We need only one more anti-thong commenter to join our show.
March 20, 2007 at 3:36 am
One vote to add thongspeed
March 20, 2007 at 3:36 am
Another to add TS
March 20, 2007 at 3:37 am
I like thongs, put Thongspeed back!
March 20, 2007 at 3:37 am
Cut Dealing in Subterfuges.
March 20, 2007 at 3:37 am
Thongspeed roolz!
March 20, 2007 at 3:37 am
Cut Dealing in Subterfuges
March 20, 2007 at 3:38 am
I love Thong Speed. A pansy for her.
March 20, 2007 at 3:38 am
Cut Jordan Baker. Her writing is atrocious and contrived.
March 20, 2007 at 3:38 am
Cut Jordan Dealing with Superhumans
March 20, 2007 at 3:39 am
Cut Drug Dealing in Surrealism
March 20, 2007 at 3:39 am
Leave Thong Speed alone. What’s your problem with it?
March 20, 2007 at 3:40 am
Jordan Baker needs to go-go.
March 20, 2007 at 3:40 am
Can you add her back after we’ve already basically cut her?
March 20, 2007 at 3:42 am
Add Big Head Rob back.
March 20, 2007 at 3:43 am
Cut Dealing in Cold Fusion. She is extremely self indulgent and she’s fucking pretentious. She rambles on and on about nothing interesting. I stopped reading her months ago.
March 20, 2007 at 3:44 am
Cut Sharkbait–she belongs to the 1/3 of DCers who are functionally illiterate.
March 20, 2007 at 3:45 am
Toonces, that’s a good one. Is she the one getting married?
March 20, 2007 at 3:45 am
Shakrbait couldn’t even get into law school. Monkeeys get into lawa school. Cut her.
March 20, 2007 at 3:45 am
If so, yawn.
March 20, 2007 at 3:47 am
I agree that a monkey could get into law school.
March 20, 2007 at 3:47 am
Yes. And if that doesn’t prove the ol’ lid 4 every pot theory, nothing will.
March 20, 2007 at 3:49 am
I think we just cut Jordan Baker so we have to wait until the next round to cut Sharkbait. MODERATOR? HELLO?
March 20, 2007 at 3:49 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. Dealing in Subterfuges is NOT the BEST DC Blog and is NOT the BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer!!
Dealing in Subterfuges will be our fourth (4th) elimination in the “BEST BEST DC Blog by the Best DC Writer” contest! It is also our final elimination for Round 1, Eliminating Round.
No more eliminations can be made until Round 2, Eliminating Round, opens tomorrow. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need five (5) fresh nominations from five (5) new and different commenters to be eliminated during Round 1, Eliminating Round.
Even though you can’t eliminate until tomorrow, keeps the gossips and the comments about the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere coming!
March 20, 2007 at 3:50 am
Sharkbait is apparently held together by mint ice cream and chick lit. Please cut that shit.
http://findingsharkbait.wordpress.com/2007/02/28/what-holds-you-together/#comments
March 20, 2007 at 3:52 am
Oh man. Now Toonces and I went to all that trouble for nothing. We’ll have to wake up all the other obscure mid-nineties SNL references first thing in the morning to get to work getting rid of that moron.
March 20, 2007 at 3:53 am
There’s a party on this blog every night starting at 10. Sometimes earlier. You SNL references should stick around.
March 20, 2007 at 3:53 am
Oh we’ve resorted to name calling here…tell me how you really feel!!
March 20, 2007 at 3:54 am
Don’t worry Lyle, several of us from the Oxygen household will be awakening bright and early tomorrow morning to get rid of some dirty old thongs that have been hanging around the place.
March 20, 2007 at 3:58 am
I like Sharkbait. Leave her alone.
March 20, 2007 at 3:59 am
We actually try to get to bed early on week nights because we have to wake up so early in the morning. Toonces drives our carpool which makes getitng in to work kind of risky.
March 20, 2007 at 4:03 am
My, this discussion has taken an ugly turn. What’s wrong with Thong Speed and Sharkbait? I think they are lovely.
March 20, 2007 at 4:05 am
Sharkbait is real, and in person she’s even more real. She’s a genuinely nice person…
March 20, 2007 at 4:11 am
I’m sure she’s a bouquet of sunshine and rainbows. That doesn’t make her blog any more bearable.
March 20, 2007 at 4:23 am
Moderator, it’s not fair that the early risers get to basically decide everything. Some of us work non-traditional hours and we would like to have a voice, too. Can you start the eliminations in the afternoon? We promise to be very good gossips until then.
March 20, 2007 at 4:23 am
It always takes an ugly turn, then they all jump on. Back to check what my string of bodies posted today.
March 20, 2007 at 4:37 am
I was just reading Sharkbait’s blog. Does anyone else think she is overplaying the, “Gee, gosh, I don’t know anything about this?” And she disses the site in her comments.
March 20, 2007 at 5:08 am
Blogs are so yesteryear.
March 20, 2007 at 5:09 am
I was just reading through some of the past comments. I’m pretty sure that:
A. Sharkbait is the “hot lurker.” Striking similarities in the comments and writing style.
B. Sharkbait nominated herself as the hot lurker.
C. Sharbait complained about being nominated in the comments of her own blog.
You do the math.
March 20, 2007 at 5:10 am
Moderator. I demand we know who nominated Sharkbait.
March 20, 2007 at 5:11 am
I think Brunch Bird is Hot Lurker. Even so, not the best DC writer.
March 20, 2007 at 5:12 am
If Sharkbait nominated herself and then dissed the site in her own comments, she should be disqualified.
March 20, 2007 at 5:15 am
I’m not the Moderator, but I easily found what’s below using the old Ctrl + F on the post where everyone nominated the blogs. Hot Lurker nominated no one besides Sharkbait, and Sharkbait was previously never mentioned before Hot Lurker’s comment. You do the math. The two Sharkbait mentions: (Ctrl + F–try it yourself)
Hot Lurker Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 4:40 am
Shamrock shake please…
And Finding Sharkbait I nominate. She’s a smarty pants.
Spamgetti Says:
March 19th, 2007 at 6:09 am
I heart sharkbait, her please her!
March 20, 2007 at 5:16 am
I like that comment she got – “I’d stay away from that site. Ooh, those people say mean things!”
The brain gets very very tired watching all these bodies behave the EXACT. SAME. WAY.
March 20, 2007 at 5:17 am
Now I have no way of knowing i Spamgetti and Hot Lurker are the same person without more information, but I don’t recall Spamgetti ever appearing on this blog before. Am I wrong?
All information points to Sharkbait nominating herself and then trashing it like an attention whore. You do the math.
March 20, 2007 at 5:18 am
Hello everyone. Hello, one brain.
Boy, this place is a mess. What have you people been throwing at each other. I see that Ken Oxygen the stalkerific psychopath has reared his ugly sister-strangling head. He should be banned from the site due to his violent impulses. We could all be in danger.
March 20, 2007 at 5:18 am
I….heart?…Sharkbait. Heart?
I call for immediate disqualify. WHERE IS THE MODERATOR.
March 20, 2007 at 5:18 am
I believe that comment was made by “Amy” was it not? Where can we place “Amy” in the DC blogosphere? Does anyone recall ever receiving comments from “Amy”?
March 20, 2007 at 5:19 am
I’m checking the IP’s. IT Guy had a date. I’ll get back to you all in a few.
:sent from my blackberry wireless:
March 20, 2007 at 5:21 am
I don’t think there are any rules against nominating yourself. It does seem extremely tacky to nominate yourself for a contest and to then trash that contest, however.
March 20, 2007 at 5:21 am
Hostess, it seems there’s some sort of fault in the iron clad system. I think the Security Guy is going to be in some trouble.
March 20, 2007 at 5:21 am
Excellent, DC Matt. This is, indeed, most honourable gossip. But not so much favourable for Sharkbait’s fate in the contest.
March 20, 2007 at 5:24 am
I enjoyed Cindy’s line of thought. It is tacky to nominate yourself and diss the contest, but not tacky to simply nominate yourself.
I need a blog. I’m a smart brain. Sometimes.
March 20, 2007 at 5:24 am
Very tacky. And what is she thinking? This site rocks. She doesn’t get a Shamrock Shake.
March 20, 2007 at 5:25 am
Okay, I’m sorry to report these horrible findings. I think the Security Specialist is going to be written up in the morning.
It seems that DC Matt is indeed correct. We have the comments, as well as some others, coming from the same IP address.
I will call the Moderator immediately and ask for input and perhaps a surprise late night visit to decide what to do.
March 20, 2007 at 5:26 am
Oops. Forgot this.
:sent from my blackberry wireless:
March 20, 2007 at 5:27 am
Hey, kiddos, this is your BEST DC Blog Moderator again! As Hostess with the Mostess CORRECTLY pointed out, this is an honourable and joyful contest designed to generate respectful discussion and to determine the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere.
According to our much-published, Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, a blogger CAN nominate his or herself for a contest. Several of our past candidates nominated themselves for a BEST DC Blog prize. That’s fine. We support that. Also according to our Rules, we will NEVER reveal IP addresses unless the person uses that IP to slander, with full name and place of employment, another candidate or unless they attempt to solicit underaged sex or child pornography from that IP address. We also cannot confirm or deny the identity of a blogger’s IP address. Sorry, kiddos, but the rules are the rules are the rules.
Now, get back to those gossips and frank discussions about the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere!!!
March 20, 2007 at 5:27 am
I think it’s okay for people to nominate themselves.
But if you want to play, go all in like the rest of us. Don’t dance around the edges waiting to see if everyone else decides the contest is cool.
It’s been like six weeks. The jury’s in. The BEST DC blog is way cool!
March 20, 2007 at 5:28 am
Well that was virtually worthless. Gee, Moderator, so sorry I rousted you from your mani/pedi at the Oriental Health Spa, Open 23 1/2 hours.
March 20, 2007 at 5:29 am
Shit!!
:Sent from my Blackberry wireless:
March 20, 2007 at 5:29 am
Dump Brunch. Brunch is out.
March 20, 2007 at 5:30 am
Yeah, Breakfast is the new Brunch. Get rid of Brunch.
March 20, 2007 at 5:30 am
Regardless of who nominated her, it’s pretty clear that Sharkbait will be the next elimination as soon as that round opens tomorrow. Then, she can booo hooo about how mean everyone was to her and write about what losers we are, etc., etc., etc. But we’ll know the truth: she wanted it as badly as everyone else, and even fought to get it.
March 20, 2007 at 5:30 am
I think you all know why I’m here. Dump Brunch.
March 20, 2007 at 5:31 am
Can’t disagree with my other halves. No more brunch.
March 20, 2007 at 5:31 am
Oh, and Sharkbait should go for that little scam she tried to pull.
March 20, 2007 at 5:32 am
Right. Forgot the Sharkbait finder. Goodbye.
March 20, 2007 at 5:32 am
Don’t you pay attention to the Moderader? We can’t eliminate anyone else until tomorrow. But we can talk about them tonight.
March 20, 2007 at 5:32 am
Agreed with the others. I’m sleeping with the gardener right now but please do get rid of anyone who tries to make a mockery of this very honorable contest. Sorry. HONOURABLE.
March 20, 2007 at 5:33 am
No more sharkbait.
March 20, 2007 at 5:34 am
I thought we got rid of Patrick “I’ll hav ea green beer, any green beer” McPatrick?
March 20, 2007 at 5:35 am
Good grief, someone doesn’t read what the Moderator writes.
March 20, 2007 at 5:37 am
I have to take a leak.
March 20, 2007 at 5:39 am
Yea! I thought I was going to miss the party.
What’s up with Poofy Goo and Spicy Stuff? Neither of them seem to be very well written blogs. Spicy Stuff seems to be a photo blog. Were they nominated as a joke?
March 20, 2007 at 5:40 am
Brunch it up, bum bum bum bum bum, Brunch it up
March 20, 2007 at 5:41 am
Why don’t you ask the people who nominated them? I do believe that Hostess had a hand in nominating them last night.
March 20, 2007 at 5:46 am
Back from going tinkle. Can only stay for a couple of minutes and then I have to run to Glover Park to give my accountant a BJ)))))[Blowjob] in exchange for my tax papers!!!!!
March 20, 2007 at 5:48 am
I was definitely there last night but I was wasted out of my gourd.
All I remember is a bunch of dwarfs running around yelling out blog names.
Oh, and the gang bang. I definitely remember the gang bang.
March 20, 2007 at 5:53 am
I remember nothing.
I’ve waged a letter writing campaign using several names to get Sharkbait kicked out. I’m upset at what she did.
March 20, 2007 at 6:01 am
Here’s some pansies for everyone!
March 20, 2007 at 6:13 am
Robbie!! Brain!! Two of my favourites. Here have a Shamrock Shake with a Wendy’s straw. We are out of McDonald’s straws.
March 20, 2007 at 6:14 am
This Sharkbait mess is most distressing.
March 20, 2007 at 6:14 am
Party has moved upstairs. Someone posted a super super sassy comment there!
March 20, 2007 at 8:29 am
VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!
From the Desk of Patrick J Fitzgerald, I do declare my blog’s the best!!
March 20, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I vote for From the Desk of Patrick J Fitzgerald !!!! Yes it is the best!