The First Round, Eliminating Round, is now OVER!!! And, kiddos, BEST DC Blog is more popular than ever!!! That’s right, you, our friends and fans of the democratic electorate, have made this the PLACE in which to see and be SEEN in the DC Blogosphere! With YOUR help, WE ARE determining, one week at a time, the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere. What a fun, fun and wild, wild ride it has all been, and we love you because of IT!!!!
Well, you spoke LOUD and CLEAR in Round 1 and told us to eliminate five (5) blogs which are not great and are definitely not the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere. You’ll see their names below with lines through them.
As a reminder, we are here to decide “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus.” ( Alternative title::::: “BEST DC Blogger Who Looks Like They Have Balls on Their Chin.”) NOTE: We’re talking about BLOGS you want run over by the Metro NOT about BLOGGERS. We do not CONDONE or INSPIRE violence against humans and we don’t think it’s funny either!
This is a difficult task so take it very, very seriously!
Now, onto Round Two, Eliminating Round. We MUST eliminate five (5) blogs in this round!!!! Each blog that’s to be eliminated from the BEST list needs five (5) fresh nominations from five (5) different commenters. Leave your nominations in the comments of THIS post.
Time to gossip and ELIMINATE:::::you know the rules!
Here are the GREAT nominees that are all eligible to be the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus Time to gossip and ELIMINATE:
- And I Am Not Lying, For Real
Big Head DC[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- Brokekid
CMPC[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]DC Pussycat Doll[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- DC Travel Girl
Gloria Brame’s Oversexed Mind[1st Elimination:::Safest from METRO]- I Now Pronounce You
The Iron Fist of Love[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]LMNtal Attraction[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]Mister Jinxy[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- Project Beltway
- Sandwich Repair Station
- Texpundit
View From Dupont[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- Vivid Blurry
Waiterrant[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]When I Look Deep in Your Eye[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]Why I Hate DC[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]
April 3, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Get rid of LMNTal.
April 3, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Pussycat doll and lmntal shouldn’t be on here.
April 3, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Hey, can you take Lmntal off? Why would you want to run him over? That ain’t nice!
April 3, 2007 at 9:14 pm
I have to back him up or he’ll get all sappy on me and make me wanna hurl. Take LMNtal off please.
April 3, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Hello everyone! Looks like LMNtal was saved in the nick of time.
Shall we take off Iron Fist? He’s so heartbroken he stopped blogging. That’s sad.
April 3, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Save LMNTal!!!
April 3, 2007 at 9:24 pm
I’ve been getting caught up. That last comment thread was something else! Where are all the party people now? Robbie has come out from under his rock, and Tart’s on Spring Break. This should be a rockin’ week!
April 3, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Sorry, Rob and I were under the same rock (wink wink).
April 3, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. “LMNtal Attraction” will be our sixth (6th) elimination in the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus” contest!
We need to make four (4) more eliminations this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need five (5) nominations from five (5) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 2, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
PS- ““LMNtal Attraction”, you are NOT a BEST DC Blog.
April 3, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Oh my gawd bitchy bitch, Rob is M A R R I E D!
Hi Hostess!! I fell asleep waiting for you to pour me a drink last night!
April 3, 2007 at 9:29 pm
BB– I know, I love that rock! How was it?
April 3, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Yes, Robbie is married but this is all VIRTUAL so it’s all in good fun. Tart, sorry I had to bail on you last night. Not all of us are on spring break. Or rather, I’m always on spring break until I’m not.
April 3, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Gotcha Hostess.
I hear I’m everyone’s favorite naughty schoolgirl. Hee hee hee.
April 3, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Of course you are everyone’s favorite naughty school girl! We missed you!
April 3, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Well I’m only here for a few days. My parents are making me go see the Liberty Bell in Filthadelphia. Something to do with my failing history and what not.
April 3, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Dammit, the unworthies are dropping off like flies.
Save View From Dupont and I Now Pronounce You!
April 3, 2007 at 10:00 pm
One at a time, please.
April 3, 2007 at 10:00 pm
I think lmntal is off the list, right? If not, consider this another vote to not run him over. Also, don’t run over the pussycat doll.
April 3, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Take lmntal off the list.
April 3, 2007 at 10:01 pm
take pussycat doll off the list
April 3, 2007 at 10:01 pm
From LateNightShots today…
RE: New Sexual Position
Posted By: cell phone on 04-02-2007 1:12 pm
Install a new battery in your phone so it’s giving out a strong signal, set your alarm and make sure it’s on vibrate. Then go sit on the dryer and rub one out.
Posted By: Um on 04-02-2007 1:13 pm
to cell phone: or you could buy a vibrator?
Posted By: cell phone on 04-02-2007 1:14 pm
I don’t see why a guy would ever purchase a vibrator. Stick with what works.
Posted By: Um on 04-02-2007 1:16 pm
Sorry cell phone, I assumed you were a girl. Can I ask where you put your vibrating phone while you’re sitting on the dryer rubbing out out?
Posted By: cell phone on 04-02-2007 1:20 pm
Usually right under my grundle.
Posted By: Grundle. Hah. on 04-02-07 1:21 pm
Grundle is maybe my favorite word ever.
April 3, 2007 at 10:14 pm
LOL– you aren’t going to get any support from us. Those two are doomed.
April 3, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Take Pussycat Doll off the list.
April 3, 2007 at 10:26 pm
That’s only two (2) for Pussy Doll. Desperate Housewives voted twice without changing its name.
April 3, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Eliminate Why I Hate DC.
April 3, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Cut Why I hate dc. It’s much too boring and idiotic to be discussed or voted on any more.
April 3, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Take off pussycat doll.
April 3, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Pussycat doll should come off the list.
April 3, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Remove Pussycat doll. Enough votes now? You said four. Jesus. Is the moderator smoking something?
April 3, 2007 at 10:47 pm
4 was last round. It’s 5 this time.
Cut why i hate dc. he’s old news and so over.
April 3, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Again, Pussycat doll. Take off the list.
Fuck me with a spoon.
April 3, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Just stopped by to repost something interesting that happened in Virgle Kent’s comments. People high five him and he high fives back. They disagree, he goes on a long winded spewing of nonsense. I don’t know who B&B is but I would love to see that comment! And it’s not “right a college essay” VK. With spelling like that, you can’t get into college! Maybe kollage though!
# B&B Says:
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:33 am
Shocking that you deleted my comment. Clearly, you are a mature individual fully capable of dealing with criticism of your actions.
# VK Says:
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:25 am
B&B
First of you don’t know me. I’m giving you a FRACTIONAL account of a 3 year relationship and maybe 20 minutes of a highlight of one night and from this you go on to right a college essay about me and my life. Further complaining about the term “mud turtle” and my use of it.
Now I don’t mind dealing with criticism and enjoy people who see things differently than me. But hell would freeze over first before I allow someone I’ve never met to tell me about myself and what’s right or wrong with me based on a couple of paragraphs and exaggerations that I gave them. And on top of that judge me for the words I use in telling a story.
Check the blog name it’s VKs empire of dirt. Now on your blog you can write and say whatever the fuck you want, you’re God at your house. Over here I run this. If you want to read something nice my boy Roosh has a site up about Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream.
If I want to be analyzed I’d call my mom who has medical experience to do so.
Thank you come again and if you’ve ever read anything I’ve wrote for the last two years, maturity is not my strong point.
April 3, 2007 at 10:58 pm
VK can’t take a little criticism. Poor baby. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Milk & cookies for VK in a hurry!
April 3, 2007 at 11:03 pm
What the hell does medical experience have to do with being analyzed? My podiatrist has medical experience; I wouldn’t want him telling me how to live my life.
What a choad.
April 3, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Whoa! It’s getting hot in here!
April 3, 2007 at 11:06 pm
For the record, that “B&B” is not to be confused with “BB”. I don’t mind being pagan or big head, but I don’t want to be caught having a one sided battle of the wits with you-know-who.
April 3, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. “DC Pussycat Doll” will be our seventh (7th) elimination in the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus” contest!
We need to make three (3) more eliminations this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need five (5) nominations from five (5) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 2, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
PS- “DC Pussycat Doll”, you are NOT a BEST DC Blog.
April 3, 2007 at 11:13 pm
KEEP RUSTY ON THAT LIST.
I-R-O-N-Y KIDS!
April 3, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Enough about VK and his dirty empires. Let’s eliminate someone. Take Iron Fist off the list.
April 3, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Wow, VK hatin’ *and* View From Dupont hatin’ – have we run out of real gossip already? Say it ain’t so.
April 3, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Agreed…off with Iron FIst
April 3, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Yeah, lose Iron Fist. No train for you.
April 3, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Dump Iron Fist of Rough Anal Sex.
April 3, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Lose iron fist.
April 3, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. “The Iron Fist of Love ” will be our eighth (8th) elimination in the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus” contest!
We need to make two (2) more eliminations this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need five (5) nominations from five (5) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 2, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
PS- “The Iron Fist of Love ”, you are NOT a BEST DC Blog.
April 4, 2007 at 12:01 am
OK then dammit cut INPY. because the rest of them should be tied together and run over (ever thought about that?!?)!
April 4, 2007 at 12:01 am
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April 4, 2007 at 12:05 am
A blog war is currently in progress in the comment thread of this post
http://sugarnspice.typepad.com/sugar_n_spicea_meeting_pl/2007/04/who_named_you_t.html
April 4, 2007 at 12:30 am
Who cares? Let’s eliminate. Take I Now Pronounce You off the list.
April 4, 2007 at 12:43 am
They are all SO BAD, except for Rusty, who is so good he’s bad. We need to cut one more. WaiterRant seems harmless. Cut him.
April 4, 2007 at 12:44 am
This is going to be one ugly Top Ten list. Take off waiterrant.
April 4, 2007 at 12:45 am
Save/cut Waiterant
April 4, 2007 at 12:46 am
Take off Waiter rant.
April 4, 2007 at 12:47 am
Cut Waiterrant and let’s all go home for the night. I hear there’s going to be a party.
April 4, 2007 at 12:52 am
I am up for it. Cut waiterrant and let’s party.
April 4, 2007 at 12:56 am
Wow. Sugar is completely wrong. I agree with Sparkles. Two dollars? That bitch goes to Ruth’s Chris and tips $2 no matter what? Trash. She’s total trash.
April 4, 2007 at 12:58 am
Can we nominate that Sugar and Spice nonsense for “bitch we’d most like to see stabbed in the eye” or something. She is so wrong in so many ways.
April 4, 2007 at 1:04 am
“….stabbed in the eye by a waiter who got her $2 tip and he can’t pay rent?”
April 4, 2007 at 1:06 am
Exactly, Hmph. What a cunt.
Pardon my french and all, but that post seriously pissed me off. I hope that bitch ends up homeless and no waiter will even throw her two cents.
April 4, 2007 at 1:07 am
LOL!
April 4, 2007 at 1:11 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. “Waiterrant” will be our ninth (8th) elimination in the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus” contest!
We need to make one (1) more elimination this round. According to our much-published Rules, Bylaws, & Regulations, candidates need five (5) nominations from five (5) different commenters to be eliminated during Round 2, Eliminating Round.
Keeps the gossips and the eliminations coming!
PS- “Waiterrant”, you are NOT a BEST DC Blog.
April 4, 2007 at 1:15 am
Why would ANYONE ever want to run over Rusty? He rocks.
April 4, 2007 at 1:18 am
The Rusty supporers are here! We’d throw ourselved in front of the Metro to keep it from hitting him! We love Rusty!
April 4, 2007 at 1:24 am
We love him!
April 4, 2007 at 1:26 am
Take him off the list! His supporters demand it!
April 4, 2007 at 1:30 am
I vote to save View From Dupont and Why I Hate D.C.
I just slept for about 15 hours and I am very disoriented.
April 4, 2007 at 1:38 am
Yeah, save View From Dupont
April 4, 2007 at 1:43 am
Why’d you sleep so long, Pete?
April 4, 2007 at 1:44 am
Oh and save View From Dupont and Why I hate DC. I do whatever Pete says.
April 4, 2007 at 1:44 am
Can we nominate Sugar for this contest? She just moved right to the top of my list.
And I can’t believe I’m siding with Sparkles.
April 4, 2007 at 1:48 am
Save View From Dupont and Why I Hate DC!
April 4, 2007 at 1:49 am
I work nights, and Monday and Tuesday are my nights off. I rarely get more than 5-6 hours of sleep a day, so the rest of my family fled town for a few days to help me get some rest, and I obliged. But I feel like it should be 10 a.m.
April 4, 2007 at 1:49 am
Well, Daisy, even the most insane among us [read: Sparkles Anon] can be right once every ten or 20 years.
April 4, 2007 at 1:50 am
Uh oh. Peter is getting a little big for his britches. Where are Bigger Bitch and Tart when you need them? Eva? Marcia? Felicity? BOLTON?
April 4, 2007 at 1:50 am
Sleep as long as you want Peter. You’ve earned it!
April 4, 2007 at 1:53 am
What makes you think I’m wearing any britches?
April 4, 2007 at 1:55 am
To elaborate on Peter’s point, I feel like it should be 10 a.m. on a Saturday.
And save View from Dupont already, I’m anxious to see who ends up roadkill.
April 4, 2007 at 1:55 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again!
It seems you’ve reached a very important decision. “View From Dupont” and “Why I Hate DC” will be our ninth (9th) and tenth (10th) eliminations in the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus” contest!
They are also our final eliminations during Round 2, Eliminating Round. There will be no more eliminations until Round 3 opens tomorrow and then we get to save two (2) more!!! Who will they be????
Until then, keep the honourable gossips coming!
PS- “View From Dupont” and “Why I Hate DC”, you are NOT BEST DC Blogs!
Also::::No new nominations can be accepted during this contest. Wait until next week to make new nominations!
April 4, 2007 at 1:59 am
Are you implying that Peter is posting his own fan comments? Not true! There are thousands of us out here!!
April 4, 2007 at 2:09 am
I just took a look at that girl, Vivid Blurry’s, blog. First of all, why does she have a giant photo of Julliane Moore at the top of her homepage. I don’t get that. Second of all, she has a tip jar, which is a definite “no no” in the world of small-time blogs. You might as well just show us your boobs and ask for a $2.00 tip. There’s at least one blogger out here who’ll give you a $2.00 tip. Third of all, I put her failed attempts at irony and humor up there with Simmermon’s “And I am Not Lying” blog. He’s just not funny and she’s not a good writer and she has that condescending tone that implies that if you think he sucks, you’re dumb.
Finally, she cried at the bar Cobalt. Pathetic.
Hit that blog with a high-speed Metro!!!! Hit it!!!
April 4, 2007 at 2:33 am
Leave Peter alone.
Uh, that Sugar and Spice is one crazy beeyotch. Did you see how fast she got all ghetto in the comments tossing the slavery angle around! LOL! Why? WHY is it necessary to throw that in everytime someone tells her she’s wrong? Oh. My. Fucking. God. This spring break won’t be long enough.
April 4, 2007 at 3:02 am
I need to be filled in on this View from Dupont business when you have a chance, kids.
April 4, 2007 at 3:07 am
“Go down Moses and let my people go…”
April 4, 2007 at 3:08 am
Hey guys, “Roots” is coming on this Sunday. Assholes.
April 4, 2007 at 3:15 am
The Vivid Blurry pic is Diane Keaton, I think from “Love and Death” (one of the few Woody Allen movies I can still watch over and over and over). Not that that makes more sense than Julianne Moore…
April 4, 2007 at 3:17 am
I thought the pic Vivid Blurs was of Juliane Moore in Far from Heaven.
Like this
http://www.musicweb-international.com/film/2003/Jan03/far_from_heaven.jpg
Someone get the girl from Vivid Blurs on the phone and ask her who it is.
April 4, 2007 at 3:22 am
Here we go…
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1301/17258_0002.jpg.html
April 4, 2007 at 3:25 am
Oh, wow, great catch Peter. Is there any thing special about that movie or did she just think the photo was cute?
April 4, 2007 at 5:17 am
Sugar = Another angry black woman with a chip on her shoulder.
April 4, 2007 at 5:18 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here with an important announcement: The polls are now open!!
April 4, 2007 at 5:18 am
Yeah Sugar, why not go tip $2 to a black server and see how they feel.
April 4, 2007 at 5:24 am
Please add Sugar to this poll so we can vote to run over her ignorant blog and her ignorant lazy cheap face.