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April 4, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Is that supposed to be me? You sick sophmoric sadists!
In many ways, it is like looking in a mirror. Well, before my gastric bypass. I’m at least 4 pounds lighter than that girl.
April 4, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Well, honey, you should pose for the camera if you don’t want your picture taken. You also probably shouldn’t be wearing tanktops or anything without sleeves for a while.
April 4, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Did you get that photo off of Project Beltway, because they are going to sue your ass for copyright infringement!
April 4, 2007 at 7:42 pm
My email isn’t working so if anyone needs to reach me, leave a comment here!
April 4, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I DON’T DRINK BOTTLES OF WATER. IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST MY PICTURE YOU NEED TO GET MY BEVERAGE OF CHOICE CORRECT! I ONLY DRINK WINE, BY THE BARREL FULL! WINE WINE WINE! I WANT TO SLOW DOWN MY METABOLISM SO I CAN GET GASTRIC BYPASS AGAIN!!! YOU SICK SOPHMORIC SADISTS!
April 4, 2007 at 7:51 pm
http://sugarnspice.typepad.com/sugar_n_spicea_meeting_pl/2007/04/tipping_the_fol.html
April 4, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I’m really angry today. Sorry. Not sorry.
April 4, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I’m going to buy her an XXX-LARGE pair of these for an Easter present
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=2059425&PHPSESSID=a207f56c8327d3bc490753cab355c3ff
April 4, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Why not get a “I love Velvet” on those shorts while you are at it, since she’s obsessed with her!
April 4, 2007 at 8:13 pm
OMG. Sandwich Douche went underpassword.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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April 4, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Looks like our favorite perv crumbled under the pressure of Best DC Blog. Who’s the next victim?
April 4, 2007 at 8:23 pm
I already know what kind of slack I’ll catch for this post and everyone will think I’m trying to be some tough guy or whatever. But after blogging for a while now I learned a long time ago (2 months) to stop giving a fuck what anyone thinks about me based on my posts. I can’t wait to have a son. The day he learns to walk I’m buying I’m building an octagon in the back hard. While you’re son will be playing with Barbies, mine will be learning rear naked chokes and arm bars. By sixth grade he’ll be more of a man than you are. Fuck that my daughter will be more of a man than you are.
April 4, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Roosh V????
VK??????
April 4, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Bigger Bitch Than You is really knocking them dead. My favorite new blog of 2007!
http://www.nopainlikechampagne.blogspot.com/
April 4, 2007 at 8:45 pm
What was “Guess who’s” comment all about?
April 4, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Oh, it’s clearly VK. Roosh would never confuse your and you’re.
April 4, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Texpundit Says:
April 4th, 2007 at 7:22 am
I’d like to donate my votes to the Travel Crazy. I finally got a photo of myself I’ll show you. Take a look-
http://amandarin.typepad.com/photos/blog_pictures/beerboo.jpg
April 4, 2007 at 8:59 pm
People! Get to voting and cut the shit!
April 4, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Funny, I saw Texpundit and Vote Counter walking on K Street and I wondered if that was Tex Pundit and Vote Counter walking together on K Street. I thought you were going to talk to ME of all people!
BDCB ROCKS!!
April 4, 2007 at 9:03 pm
“The day he learns to walk I’m buying I’m building an octagon in the back hard.”
I don’t know what this means, but I just ordered a dodecahedron for my back hard, so my sons will be ready.
April 4, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Someone we give Peter an award fast! I love this guy!
April 4, 2007 at 9:17 pm
How many illegitimate kids does VK have already?
April 4, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I have to say, Peter is awesome. What a great find!
April 4, 2007 at 9:22 pm
I like Peter too. I think I also saw him on the street. I possibly also saw the fat girl in the photo too.
April 4, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Was that pic supposed to be Tex?
April 4, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Peter is MINE!
April 4, 2007 at 9:44 pm
And, therefore, Peter is MINE!
April 4, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Let’s get back to the gossips. So was the story about View From Dupont shacking up with VK true or a figment of VK’s imagination?
VK sure told a lot of people he was banging her, I know that much.
April 4, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Cindy, it’s true. All true. In fact, the night View from Dupont hooked up with VK, she also made out with another blogger as well. She really cruised through the gang pretty fast. Or should I say she boozed through the bang? HA HA I KILL ME!
April 4, 2007 at 10:03 pm
For the record, I am not the fat girl in the photo. I’m not in nearly that good shape.
April 4, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Is View from Dupont remorseful?
April 4, 2007 at 10:07 pm
What about the abortion clinic rumors? The allegation that VK put View From Dupont up to making and writing the Big Fat Slob parody blog?
April 4, 2007 at 10:08 pm
And what about her problem paying taxes: “But then last year, I was unemployed for a month. And I was an Independent Contractor for three months (thus went tax-free, I’ll admit).”
April 4, 2007 at 10:09 pm
That girl has a lot questions she needs to answer.
April 4, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Is she still drinking?
April 4, 2007 at 10:10 pm
I heard about all of the above rumors, but never printed them…did I miss the snafu boat, gang?
April 4, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Fear me. I have arrived.
April 4, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Rob – if you heard of all the above, why did you not print them in snafus? The pubic demands an answer! So does the public!
April 4, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Hi, Smaller Bitch. We’re trying to figure out VFD’s STDs.
April 4, 2007 at 10:14 pm
I couldn’t get confirmation from more than one non-anonymous source.
April 4, 2007 at 10:18 pm
So what you are saying Rob is that you needed confirmation of the STD’s of VFD that might be HPV? Wow. That’s a lot to keep track of.
But you say that you needed confirmation from more than one non-anonymous source. Yet, what doesn’t make sense is you have printed many things that are outright lies about others. Were those confirmed by two non-anon sources?
April 4, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Give her a call Rob. She’s a tiny weak-willed winny. Without VK by herside, she falls to tears. She’ll confess to everything.
April 4, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Ha, what lies?
April 4, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Yeah, what lies? We here at the Confirmation Department confirm only truths, never lies. Peter can attest to that. He’s our ombudsman.
April 4, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I’ll confirm that, too: lies are awful.
April 4, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Ladies, ladies, settle down. You’re worse than a sewing circle.
Straightening the record:
No, VK never slept with VFD. She rejected him, that pissed him off, the rest is history.
April 4, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Well, I’m punchy from picking pansies all morning.
April 4, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Seriously people, wtf? I’ve said it before, take up knitting or something. Are you actually spending your day pondering whether a woman let everybody’s favorite Scuzzy Munchkin have sex with her? And the rest of that rumor-mongering is just sick.
There’s enough real gossip out there.
April 4, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Sorry, this is my job.
April 4, 2007 at 10:29 pm
VFD may not have actually “slept with” VK. That’s for the two of them to know. What can be proven is- VK & VFD had their tongues down each others throats in public in clear view of other bloggers. VK told man people that he and VFD had a thang going, that they were doing the nasty. He gave details. VK is prone to lying and wildly exaggerating his claims of manhood, so that’s that.
Did they sleep together? We’ll never know. But we do know that they dry humped, made out, and groped in public and that VK bragged about sex with her several times.
April 4, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Lol, then do it right BHR. I remember he was pissed off when she rejected him after a happy hour, but as far as I know they never even spoke after that. Unless somebody else knows different, sounds like the rest is VK waging a one-dwarf disinformation campaign.
April 4, 2007 at 10:33 pm
lolright there is hilarious.
April 4, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Is Lolrighthere View From Dupont herself or VFD’s current beau, “Jersey Shore”? His presence in our community seems to be exclusively motivated the defense of View From Dupont.
Come clean about YOUR identity, Lolrighthere.
April 4, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Clearly Lolrighhere is covering View From Dupont’s tracks now that VFD is about to be exposed as the blogger behind the Big Fat Slob parody site.
April 4, 2007 at 10:39 pm
It sounds like it is Jersey, her boyfriend. You are correct, he/she only comes to defend VFD.
April 4, 2007 at 10:40 pm
And you think it’s easy being a fulltime gossip blogger, kids! It’s almost as difficult as Roosh being able to score in DC anymore (he says he has to go to VK’s buddy’s house in Richmond to even meet girls nowadays).
April 4, 2007 at 10:41 pm
And, again, what lies?
April 4, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Doesn’t that make VFD look even more guilty as the brains behind Big Fat Slob? I always thought it was strange that her blog wasn’t listed in the blogroll of BFS, considering how physically and emotionally entangled in the lives of the others on the blogroll she was.
April 4, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Lol – ladies first, Eyewitness. Actually, sounds like you and me were at the same HH, and that’s were I met VFD. She seems like a decent person, but personally I’m just here to ridicule the Dirty Hobbit. Judging by how pissed he was at going home alone, I really doubt anything ever happened with them … which makes me wonder, are there any actual confirmed incidents of VK actually having sex with a woman?
April 4, 2007 at 10:43 pm
I told you that Rob has never printed a lie in his life. Can we say the same about View From Dupont, Lolrighthere, or Jersey?
April 4, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Circle V
Kathryn
DC Cookie
Velvet
Kassy K
View from Dupont
Ashburnite
April 4, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Lolrighthere/Jersey poses an interesting question. “Are there any actual confirmed incidents of VK actually having sex with a woman?”
Answers anyone?
April 4, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Rob, why are you listing female bloggers?
April 4, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Hang on, who am I now?
April 4, 2007 at 10:48 pm
You tell us who you are.
April 4, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Lol, that must be the list of VK’s alleged conquests. I’m … skeptical as hell. There isn’t enough Rohypnol in the world.
April 4, 2007 at 10:50 pm
VK and Circle V??? Don’t count on it!
April 4, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Kathryn
Circle V
View from Dupont
Velvet
DC Cookie
Ashburnite
Kassy K
April 4, 2007 at 10:52 pm
They all have V’s and K’s in their names. Except for Ashburnite.
April 4, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Kathryn
Kassy K
View from Dupont
Circle V
DC Cookie
Velvet
Ashburnite
April 4, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Can someone hit BHR? I think he’s stuck.
April 4, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Really, Rob. Stop posting the same crap unless you are going to explain it. Moderator, delete those repeat comments will you?
April 4, 2007 at 10:59 pm
They aren’t repeats, silly billy.
April 4, 2007 at 10:59 pm
ROB! Wake up.
Ok is this going to turn into MATCH THE BLOGGERS who hooked up?
If so, I am calling my attorney.
April 4, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Why is your lawyer on MY speed dial, BBTY?
April 4, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Explain, please Rob.
April 4, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Because I AM YOU Rob. I am that kathleen turner-sounding voice in your head.
April 4, 2007 at 11:04 pm
OMG, LOVE LOLRIGHTHERE!
Okay Rob. I doubt Kathryn had sex with him. She’s too smart for that.
Kassy K also probably did not have sex with him. She just wanted her ex and she finally got him. Why would you settle for VK when you have an ex you love and want back?
VFD? Maybe. Though LOL says no.
Circle V, also a no. She has a serious Boy, not that that exempts her, but it doesn’t seem so.
DC Cookie. They dated for a while and it was well known among many and confirmed when she posted something about how vicious he was during the blog war with Ashburnite and Velvet. Cookie’s archives are down, so doubtful we can reconfirm.
Velvet – Story goes he pushed his way in her house and she slept on the couch to stay away from him. Her archives are down too, but that’s how it was written up. Inside word is called KassyK from the other room and asked her to call him and get him out of her house.
Ashburnite – Dont think anything ever happened with them.
So all we have here is DC Cookie. And when they broke up, it was very very pathetic. VK was following her around from club to club looking like he was going to cry, and word is she told Roosh, “Get him away from me.”
April 4, 2007 at 11:06 pm
VK pushed his way in the Velvet’s house. That’s called illegal. Is that true?
April 4, 2007 at 11:08 pm
That’s what she wrote on her post about him that sent him into a rage. You could say it’s a he said / she said but he’s been rumored to do that to others. Girls go home and he just shows up behind them at their house and they didn’t expect him to be there.
April 4, 2007 at 11:11 pm
That’s scary! Have Roosh and he ever stalked girls (or boys) together?
April 4, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Look at Ha Ha Ha!, with the somewhat-plausible-sounding information presented in a moderately believable manner! On this board, that’s like Walter Cronkite on truth serum. Ok then:
Kathryn – No offense to her, but I’d have thought that argument would apply to anybody with enough chromosomes to maintain a blog.
Kassy K – Don’t really know her.
VFD – Like I said, didn’t happen after the HH and I doubt it did later.
Circle V – I’d have said no way in hell.
DC Cookie – I heard that they dated … wasn’t sure I believed that either, but I think she’s probably the most likely.
Velvet – Damn. She should have called the Dark Lord Sauron and told him Frodo was her unwanted houseguest.
Ashburnite – Don’t know her.
So … long story short, when VK actually does get a woman (Cookie, if we believe that) it turns him into a sad li’l puppy dog? Huh. Never knew that – I guess even stumpy people can have souls.
April 4, 2007 at 11:15 pm
I feel left out. Why don’t VK and Roosh want me?!
April 4, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Because you’re me, silly. Billy!
April 4, 2007 at 11:25 pm
oh?! OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Rob, I love it when you touch us like that!
April 4, 2007 at 11:29 pm
lolrighthere, it’s true to the best of my knowledge. I know many of those people personally, and that is the way I hear it.
Yes, he turns into a sad little puppy dog. A conversation was overhead the night of the Cookie-dumping-VK incident on the sidewalk outside some club – Citron I think. VK was lamenting that he gave up so many chances to be with Cookie and ruined his whole summer (2006 we’re speaking of) and he had a chance with so many other people, naming several other bloggers, all of whom when found out they were on the shopping list, cringed.
April 4, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Awww. Now I feel a little bad about picking on the guy.
Sure that’s all hearsay, and VK’s still a tumbling, tumbling dickweed. But I’m glad to know that, behind his three-foot-tall semen-and-vaseline-encrusted exterior there may beat the heart of a frightened child.
Okay, maybe I’m not *that* sorry about picking on him, but a little.
April 4, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Don’t feel sorry Lolrighthere. There’s an occasional commenter on this site who writes about how VK pointed, laughed, and basically spat at her because she’s overweight. Also, don’t forget that VK endorses date rape. Not a nice person.
April 4, 2007 at 11:41 pm
We all also know about VK’s homophobic attacks on Rob and Rob’s wife and VK’s repeated uses of gay-hate slurs. Closet case!!!
April 4, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Aaaand we’re back. Crisis of conscience over, I remember why I came here in the first place: to hate on the man who may-or-may-not have put the ‘homo’ in ‘homunculus’.
And now, to summarize, a brief one-act play starring VK and every woman in the District.
VK: What would you say to a little fuck?
EWitD: I’d say “hello, little fuck.”
April 4, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Yeah, don’t feel bad for people who make their own beds then have to lie in them. The reason his hate is so fierce on some women is because they won’t give him the time of day.
April 4, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Don’t forget- VK’s is so smart he doesn’t have to go to grad school. He’s too smart for it. That’s what he says.
April 4, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Oh I love those idiots who say they don’t have to go to grad school. Yes, because at 26 with your little accounting job, you know everything after working for 4 whole years that you couldn’t possibly need more education. You spell real good too.
I think lolrighthere and I may know each other…
April 4, 2007 at 11:57 pm
or does the girl in the stripes in this pic look A LOT like Travel Girl DC?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/444518983_3cf95e5e9d.jpg
April 4, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Lol, could be Loves It. The sad thing is, everybody who posts here has probably been at the same HHs and knows each other personally. That’s why some of the bullshit rumors are so sad – take away the anonymity of the internet and you end up with half of the blogosphere trying to convince the other half that they had sex together.
Personally, I’m way too smart for grad school. And by smart, I mean poor.
April 5, 2007 at 12:03 am
Is the striped beast Travel Girl or not???
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/444518983_3cf95e5e9d.jpg
April 5, 2007 at 12:04 am
I agree, I think a lot of the DC Bloggers being spoken of are posting here as well. If everyone unveiled and used their real name / blog name, this would get supremely interesting.
With VFD and VK, are we talking about the HH where he brought White Dade, to Mackeys, or the one that Roosh held at Chi Cha Lounge? At the first, that was when they hooked up and everyone saw. You must have seen it too. Or at Chi Cha where they were in the corner for a few hours together?
April 5, 2007 at 12:04 am
Here’s VK’s downlow boyfriend
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sallimo/xfl_fat_man.jpg
April 5, 2007 at 12:05 am
No you will find real pictures of me in all my cuteness here!
April 5, 2007 at 12:11 am
Ok. I’ll come out of the closet. I used to have a blog but no longer do. Who am I???
April 5, 2007 at 12:22 am
She sure knows how to kiss!
http://public.fotki.com/prncess674/ff/birthdays/rachel32/rachel_bday0024.html
Here’s a better pic of her with her boyfriend so you can see who she’s kissing. Put that cake down!
http://public.fotki.com/prncess674/ff/birthdays/rachel32/rachel_bday0008.html
April 5, 2007 at 12:28 am
That’s me! Damn you travelwhore!
April 5, 2007 at 12:51 am
Did anyone else notice how lolrightere disappeared when he or she started getting questioned about the happy hour he supposedly attended? Yeah, maybe because he wasn’t there because lolrighthere is Jersey aka View From Dupont’s girlfriend.
Stop trying to cover for your girl. It’s noble and everything but we all know that she was behind Big Fat Slob.
April 5, 2007 at 1:14 am
Uh huh, that’s what I thought. Lolrighthere’s sole purpose was to defend his girlfriend, View From Dupont. Nice try Jersey. We all know she slept with VK and that they concocted Big Fat Slob together.