It’s that tough, tough but fun, fun time of week again, kiddos. Time to vote for the BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus!!! Decisions must be made, and hearts MUST be broken. Click here to vote! Click here to vote!
This has been our most popular week EVER at BEST DC Blog. Each week gets MORE and MORE popular here so saying that it was our MOST popular week EVER is really saying SOMETHING! Your BEST DC Blog Team received 891 emails (bestdcblog at yahoo dot com) from you telling us how difficult a decision this week’s election will be for you. So, as a response to your cries and pleas, your BEST DC Blog Team has made a decision. Polls will remain open this week until Saturday at 6 PM EST!!! Click here to vote! Click here to vote!
Here are the GREAT nominees that are all eligible to be the “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus Time to gossip and ELIMINATE:
- And I Am Not Lying, For Real
Big Head DC[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- Brokekid
CMPC[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]DC Pussycat Doll[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- DC Travel Girl
Gloria Brame’s Oversexed Mind[1st Elimination:::Safest from METRO]- I Now Pronounce You
The Iron Fist of Love[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]LMNtal Attraction[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]Mister Jinxy[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- Project Beltway
- Sandwich Repair Station
- Texpundit
View From Dupont[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]- Vivid Blurry
Waiterrant[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]When I Look Deep in Your Eye[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]Why I Hate DC[WILL NOT BE RUN OVER BY METRO]
Click here to vote! “BEST DC Blog You Most Want Run Over by the Redline or a Metrobus.” ( Alternative title::::: “BEST DC Blogger Who Looks Like They Have Balls on Their Chin.”) NOTE: We’re talking about BLOGS you want run over by the Metro NOT about BLOGGERS. We do not CONDONE or INSPIRE violence against humans and we don’t think it’s funny either!
This is a difficult task so take it very, very seriously! Click here to vote!Click here to vote!Click here to vote!
April 4, 2007 at 5:29 am
I can’t wait to see the winner banner for this one…
April 4, 2007 at 5:32 am
Peter, I created it and submitted for the Moderator’s approval. I personally think it is wonderful, but I’m a bit biased!
April 4, 2007 at 6:08 am
I got a new job! Look at me going on spring break, picking up millionaires. You couldn’t stop me with your train or your buses or with an extra large twinkie!
April 4, 2007 at 6:09 am
No one cares about you or what you aspire to be travel girl. Hey, if your blog is just for your friends and family, password protect. We’re tired of tripping over it en route to semi-decent blogs.
April 4, 2007 at 6:13 am
Marketing Guru Girl, we approved the prize banner you and graphic design intern created at our Editorial Team meeting yesterday. If you weren’t out of the office at your OB/GYN appointment, you would have known.
Keep the honourable gossips coming!
April 4, 2007 at 6:27 am
Post the banner!
April 4, 2007 at 6:38 am
Travel Girl used to be much much fatter. She had massive gastric bypass. There are scars. Scars people, scars on her stomach. Then she stuffs herself full of wine. Typical American. I’m too lazy to work off my extra 100 lbs. so I’ll have it sucked off of me and replace it with wine.
April 4, 2007 at 6:41 am
Marketing Guru Girl knows how to post. When she decides the timing is right, she will post the magnificent banner! Keep the honourable gossips comming, kiddos!
April 4, 2007 at 6:46 am
Travel Girl is obviously compensating for something with the weight and the booze. What’s lacking in her life? Bad childhood? No lover? Awful taste in shoes?
April 4, 2007 at 6:48 am
FUCK YOU—SOPHOMORIC ASSWIPES. I DO NOT HAVE SCARS. I DID NOT HAVE SURGERY! LEAVE ME ALONE OR I AM GOING TO HAVE ALL YOUR ASSES LICKING THE FLOOR AT MY NEW JOB!
April 4, 2007 at 6:52 am
WHO IS MODERATING THIS SITE??? THE PREVIOUS COMMENT WAS NOT ME. MY NAME IS NOT “DC TRAVEL GIRL” IT’S “TRAVEL GIRL DC.” IF YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING MAKE FUN OF ME AND IMITATE ME, THE LEAST YOUR FUCKING LOSERS COULD DO IS SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY. STAY OFF OF MY BLOG AND OUT OF MY LIFE YOU SICK FREAKS. YOU ARE ALL STUCK RELIVING YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GLORY YEARS BECAUSE YOUR LIVES ARE A BIG EMPTY VOID.
WHAT WILL “THE DASH” OF YOUR LIVES BE? NOTHING, YOU BUTT-SUCKING SADISTIC SOPHOMORES. YOU CAN’T SIGN MY YEARBOOK EITHER. FUCK YOU ALL AND THE HORSES YOUR ROAD IN ON.
April 4, 2007 at 7:03 am
Take a klonopin girl. We don’t care about anyone’s horses around here. Just gossips.
April 4, 2007 at 7:11 am
I’ll meet you at 14 & I, BBTY. What will you be wearing?
April 4, 2007 at 7:13 am
I don’t think BBTY needs help with BJs or getting crack. I would know.
April 4, 2007 at 7:14 am
It certainly will be without panties!
April 4, 2007 at 7:14 am
Let’s all talk about that dash, shall we?
April 4, 2007 at 7:15 am
Sounds like Travel DC Girl is looking for votes. How cute she reappears when she’s up for the banner. CUTE CUTE CUTE.
April 4, 2007 at 7:16 am
Is Bigger Bitch getting too lazy to type out her full name or is there a phony bitch up in this house?
April 4, 2007 at 7:17 am
Where’s Rob? I want to ask him about his dash.
April 4, 2007 at 7:19 am
What’s Mrs. Dash have to do with any of this?
April 4, 2007 at 7:20 am
I will not be voting for that crazy travel psycho slut. No matter how hard and cute she gets for votes.
April 4, 2007 at 7:22 am
I’d like to donate my votes to the Travel Crazy. I finally got a photo of myself I’ll show you.
http://amandarin.typepad.com/photos/blog_pictures/beerboo.jpg
April 4, 2007 at 7:23 am
Nah that’s Smaller Bitch dictating for me. I was giving BJs and smoking crack (apparently). I don’t know how Travel Cunt would know that….she doesn’t get either near her. Nor would I share with her—remember the Crabs vs. Herpes deal that DBB told us WAY LONG AGO…check the BDCB archives. I remember EVERYTHING biotches!
Where is DBB these days?
April 4, 2007 at 7:23 am
Oh. I laughed so hard I think I miscarried!
April 4, 2007 at 7:24 am
Is that really Kathryn’s mom?
See me here
http://amandarin.typepad.com/photos/blog_pictures/beerboo.jpg
April 4, 2007 at 7:25 am
I don’t have any Pall Malls but I’ve got a few Virginia Slims (“Vagina Slimes” as my hubby calls ‘em) that I’ll share.
April 4, 2007 at 7:26 am
ooooooh ROB TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR DASH….before I do!
April 4, 2007 at 7:26 am
I’ve got to run in a minute or two. When Rob gets here, would you mind asking him about his dash?
Have fun!
April 4, 2007 at 7:29 am
What’s in your dash Bigger Bitch Than You?
April 4, 2007 at 7:30 am
Want the top 10?
April 4, 2007 at 7:36 am
Whoever it is is in WA state. They were on my site a
lot just now. HA HA HAHA!
VISITOR ANALYSIS
Referring Link No referring link
Host Name 63-226-214-207.tukw.qwest.net
IP Address 63.226.214.207 [Label IP Address]
Country United States
Region Washington
City Seattle
ISP Qwest Communications Corporation
Returning Visits 4
Visit Length 3 hours 26 mins 26 secs
April 4, 2007 at 7:42 am
I thought that impersonator was in SEATTLE….who else do we know in Seattle….
April 4, 2007 at 7:46 am
Hey, kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator again. All comments posted from the reported IP address have been removed from this site. We take our aliases very seriously around here and do not appreciate comment impersonation or alias impersonation. The IP address from which BBTY was being impersonated is banned from ever leaving comments here again.
Since we DO take identity theft seriously around here, please notify us IMMEDIATELY at bestdcblog at yahoo dot com, should you suspect identity theft.
Thanks! Back to the honourable gossips!
April 4, 2007 at 7:48 am
Does Sandwich Repair Man life in Seattle or in Washington state now? I do believe he does!
That must have been him impersonating BBTY again. He’s a real deranged stalker, isn’t he?
April 4, 2007 at 7:51 am
You assholes got me out of bed for THIS?! FOR SANDWICH REPAIR violating the IP/Impersonation Rule. SIGH. Ok, I will be up his ass in a minute.
To anyone previously mal-accused of this rule breaking. I do apologize. I was napping since Marketing Guru kept me up all night.
Damn losers…go drinking or something. Get off the blog for one whole hour a day PLEASE.
April 4, 2007 at 7:59 am
Who are all of you people? What is the point of this site? Is this a blog or an Internet bulletin board? Where’s Rob and what’s inside his dash?
April 4, 2007 at 8:07 am
Why are all the Internet luatics named after sandwiches?
Sandwich Repair Man
http://sandwichrepair.blogspot.com
Crazy Sandwich
http://candysandwich.blogspot.com/
http://www.candysandwich.net
Who else?
April 4, 2007 at 8:17 am
Is the party here again tonight? I’ve got a touch of insomnia…ugh
April 4, 2007 at 8:20 am
I would like to see some of these fat blogger chicks mud wrestle! How about Travelgirl against the sandwich chick, someone said she’s a heffer.
April 4, 2007 at 8:24 am
Which others are said heffers?
April 4, 2007 at 8:24 am
Just when it gets dirty (sorry for the pun), I have to go to bed…please keep it up so tomorrow’s breakfast won’t leave me without coffee out the nose…
Love you crazy kids (even the impersonator/losers)
April 4, 2007 at 8:46 am
I’m here… running around a bit… but here.
April 4, 2007 at 9:06 am
I’m here, too.
April 4, 2007 at 9:24 am
How the hell are you, Big Head Rob?