Hey kiddos, it’s your BEST DC Blog Moderator here again! Your BEST DC Blog Editorial Team hopes you had an honourable week filled with vital gossips about the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogosphere!
We here at BEST DC Blog have enjoyed the gossips that you all have provided because your honourable spirits and crucial dedication to discussions and debates about the BEST of the Best in the DC Blogsphere are what helps EVERYONE determine what makes a blog good or bad. While we were cleaning out our Anacostia offices after the dangerous floods of last week, many of our precious files were lost. It was the job of the IT Guy to secure our flood insurance policy, and he failed to do so because he is not an honourable person. We have lost so much, but we haven’t lost our spirit!! You, our fans, help us pull through in these thin times. We are now ready to bring you the BEST DC Blog Season One Finale:::::the FINAL contest of the SEASON!! Following the finale we will take a short break and come back with Season Two.
In light of all the nastiness that has been going on in the DC Blog scene, we are going to present a contest with a reward! It’s a different sort of contest. In this one, there is no voting. That’s right, this is STILL a democratic utopia but for our FINAL contest of SEASON ONE, we will not vote.
We give you a blogger’s name and a a set of multiple choice answers associated with it, regarding that blogger’s past hookups! No nominations. No eliminations. Submit the correct answer (to bestdcblog@yahoo.com) and you get a prize!
That’s right, we will send you your very own Mythology Map, a diagram that will chart who is who in the DC Blogosphere. with this honourable prize chart, you will be able to see the origin of all DC Blog wars, the participants and the outcome.
You can hang it on your wall and everytime you wonder if one blogger likes another, you can consult the map! This is a very valuable map that will come in handy for a lifetime. You won’t want to leave home without it! Now, start studying! Read those archives! Get ready. The questions are coming on Wednesday!
April 23, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I love this site, but sometimes it gets too insidery for me… I don’t know most of these people and I don’t care that much about their personal lives…
April 23, 2007 at 6:13 pm
OMG. I am almost afraid. I said ALMOST.
April 23, 2007 at 7:01 pm
But Peter, then you will know it all! You’ll have the map! No one said you can’t cheat you know.
April 23, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I’ve got my first guess ready. Is the answer Big Head Rob?
April 23, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I bet it’s Roosh. He claims to have hooked up with everyone. Nasty!
April 23, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Maybe it’s Vk? Oh wait, this is hook ups in reality, not people’s dreams.
April 23, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! New contest. Even though I don’t quite understand it.
KAC has clearly dated the most bloggers, but that’s old news.
April 23, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Roosh has nasty teeth. If you care about teeth, you won’t kiss him. Trust me.
April 23, 2007 at 8:49 pm
ugh.
April 23, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I’ve been digging in the dirt….oh yeah! WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY!
April 24, 2007 at 12:40 am
Oh no, what does BB have in store?
April 24, 2007 at 1:10 am
Tools, tools and more tools. And pictures of the tools.
http://arjewtino.com/2007/it-didn%e2%80%99t-say-jewey-a-happy-hour-recap/#comments
April 24, 2007 at 7:21 am
Welcome back!
April 24, 2007 at 8:09 am
Anyone around?
April 24, 2007 at 8:20 am
I’m here! Loved your posts today Hostess!
April 25, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Thanks! These clowns always provide good material.
April 26, 2007 at 12:12 am
It’s Wednesday!
Please start the contest… please?
Pretty please
April 26, 2007 at 5:39 am
Don’t be a prick tease! Where’s the contest?
April 26, 2007 at 5:51 am
contest!!! We want the contest!!
April 26, 2007 at 6:04 am
Fuckers. Did they head out of town?
April 26, 2007 at 7:22 pm
what about dogs? How can I participate? I’m a dog and i have a blog.
April 27, 2007 at 5:13 am
There’s blood in the copy room. Did something happen? Anyone? Can someone tell me why there is a trail of blood in the copy room?
April 27, 2007 at 5:25 am
My rectum was torn earlier this week and it was causing severe drainage of many blood drops. I have not been in the copies room today but my rectum is torn.